Transportation ( Phương tiện vận chuyển )

1. What Will People Think? - Mọi người sẽ nghĩ gì?
2. Don't Ride the Bus - Đừng lái xe buýt
3. Don't Cut the Tires - Đừng cắt lốp xe
4. The Crosswalk - Vạch sang đường cho người đi bộ
5. It's Okay to Speed - Nó là tốt để tăng tốc độ
6. Check Your Tires - Kiểm tra lốp xe
7. Don't Be in a Hurry - Đừng vội
8. A New Car - Xe mới
9. I'm Going to Explode - Tôi sắp nổ tung
10. The Missing Car - Bị mất xe
11. Too Many Cars - Quá nhiều xe
12. Don't Call the Police - Đừng gọi cảnh sát
13. Wash the Car - Rửa xe
14. Windy Weather - Thời tiết có gió
15. Two Birds with One Stone - Một mũi tên trúng hai đích
16. Beat the Light - Tắc đường
17. A Dream Car - Một chiếc xe mơ ước
18. A Bad Driver? - Người lái xe tồi tệ
19. A Slow Walker - Người đi bộ chậm
20. Hit and Run - Chạy xe và va chạm
21. Beware the Carts - Cẩn thận với xe đẩy

21. Beware the Carts

 
A: What happened to your car?
B: I got a dent in the parking lot.
A: How did you get it?
B: I don't know. Maybe it was from a shopping cart.
A: Those shopping carts are dangerous.
B: Especially the metal ones.
A: I don't park at a store that uses metal shopping carts.
B: That's a good idea, but there was a good sale at this store.
A: Did you save any money on the sale?
B: Yes, I did. I saved about $50.
A: That's great.
B: Yes, except this dent will cost about $150.

20. Hit and Run

 
A: They were in a crosswalk near school at 3 a.m.
B: Who?
A: Two students from USC.
B: What happened?
A: A speeding car ran a red light, killing the girl.
B: What happened to the other student?
A: He landed on the hood of the car.
B: Did he get off the hood?
A: No, the car stopped and the passenger pushed the injured student off the hood.
B: I'll bet the car continued on its way.
A: Of course it did. Why stop after you've run over two people?
B: I hope they find them and put them in jail for life.

19. A Slow Walker

 
A: $140. I can't believe it.
B: What are you talking about?
A: I got a ticket downtown for $140.
B: Were you speeding?
A: No, I was crossing the street.
B: Were you jaywalking?
A: No, I was in the crosswalk.
B: So why did you get a ticket?
A: The officer said the red hand was blinking.
B: Was it blinking when you entered the crosswalk?
A: No, the white WALK sign was blinking.
B: You should fight that ticket. I'll be your witness.

18. A Bad Driver?

 
A: Good afternoon, officer.
B: Your driver's license and registration, please.
A: Here you go.
B: Do you know why I pulled you over?
A: I have no idea. All of a sudden I heard your siren.
B: You rolled through that stop sign back there.
A: But I stopped!
B: No, you didn't. You slowed down, but you didn't come to a full stop.
A: Well, nobody else does, so why should I?
B: That's not the attitude of a good driver.
A: But I am a good driver. I've never had a ticket in my life.
B: Well, you've got one now. Here. Have a nice day.

17. A Dream Car

 
A: I need a cheap car.
B: How much money do you have?
A: $1,000.
B: Well, that should get you something.
A: But I need something that's reliable.
B: You need a car with low mileage.
A: A car that was owned by a little old lady.
B: Where have you looked?
A: I haven't looked anywhere yet.
B: Why not?
A: Because I'll never find one for such a low price.
B: You're right about that. Keep saving your money.

16. Beat the Light

 
A: This is such a long light.
B: Look how many cars are waiting in line.
A: They need a left-turn arrow.
B: Only two cars can make a left turn every three or four minutes.
A: We'll be here forever.
B: Get out of this lane.
A: But we need to turn left.
B: Forget it. Go straight.
A: Then what?
B: Then we'll just make a U-turn.
A: And then we can turn right at the light.
B: Good idea. It will be so much quicker.

15. Two Birds with One Stone

 
A: When are we going to stop?
B: We'll stop at the next McDonald's.
A: How far away is that?
B: I think we'll be there in half an hour.
A: I hope so. I have to go to the bathroom.
B: Well, I can always pull over.
A: No, thank you, I'll just wait.
B: We can kill two birds with one stone.
A: What do you mean?
B: While you're using the bathroom, I'll order some food.
A: Don't order for me. I'm not hungry.
B: I'm very hungry. I'll order for you, and then I'll eat yours.

14. Windy Weather

 
A: It sure is windy today.
B: Paper is flying everywhere.
A: This wind is dangerous for drivers.
B: Especially for drivers of big trucks.
A: The wind blows those trucks over.
B: It blows trees over, too.
A: A tree fell onto my dad's car.
B: Was there much damage?
A: My dad had to buy a new car.
B: Wow! That's terrible.
A: Never park your car under a tree.
B: The wind will get you, or the birds will get you.

13. Wash the Car

 
A: My car is dirty.
B: Why don't you wash it?
A: That's what I'm going to do.
B: Are you going to wash it yourself?
A: Of course. It's not a hard job.
B: I'll help you.
A: Okay, I'll get a bucket.
B: I'll rinse the car first.
A: Then we can scrub it with a wet sponge and soap.
B: After that, we can dry it with a towel.
A: Then it will look like new
B: And you save $10.

12. Don't Call the Police

 
A: Did you see that car?
B: Yes, he went through the red light.
A: Can we call the police?
B: No, the police don't care.
A: Why not?
B: They have to see it happen.
A: They don't believe us?
B: No. They can only give a ticket if they see it happen.
A: So, what do we do?
B: We don't do anything.
A: Maybe we should honk the horn next time.
B: The driver will just honk back at us.

11. Too Many Cars

 
A: Look at this traffic.
B: I'd rather not.
A: It gets worse every year.
B: Why are you complaining? We're going almost 20 miles an hour.
A: The speed limit is 65!
B: Well, that's between 2:00 and 4:00 a.m.
A: Where are all these people going?
B: They're all asking the same question.
A: When are they going to fix this problem?
B: They said they need more money.
A: They always need more money.
B: It'll get worse before it gets better.

10. The Missing Car

A: Where's the car?
B: What do you mean?
A: The car isn't here.
B: Where did you park it?
A: I parked it right here.
B: Are you sure?
A: Yes. I remember this big tree.
B: Maybe it's the wrong tree.
A: No, this is the tree.
B: Did someone steal it?
A: I sure hope not.
B: Maybe they towed it away.

9. I'm Going to Explode

 
A: I have to go to the bathroom.
B: Why didn't you go before we left?
A: I did, but I have to go again.
B: Well, hold on a little longer.
A: I think I'm going to explode.
B: Just hold on.
A: Oh! Don't hit any more bumps!
B: We'll be at McDonald's in just a few minutes.
A: I hope they are fast minutes.
B: Think about something else. Think about a hamburger.
A: I'm thinking, but I still have to go.
B: It's the next exit. Hold on!

8. A New Car

A: Let's go for a ride.
B: Where are we going?
A: Into the mountains.
B: That sounds nice.
A: I want to show you my new car.
B: You bought a new car?
A: Yes. I bought a Cadillac.
B: A luxury car.
A: Luxury plus speed.
B: What are we waiting for?
A: Let me get the keys.
B: Let me get my camera

7. Don't Be in a Hurry

A: You're driving too fast.
B: I'm in a hurry.
A: Don't ever be in a hurry.
B: It's not my fault. You didn't wake me up.
A: That's not my fault. You didn't tell me to wake you up.
B: Well, I meant to.
A: Don't ever be in a hurry when you're driving.
B: Why not?
A: Because you'll have an accident. Most accidents are because people are in a hurry.
B: How do you know that?
A: I read a lot.
B: I thought drunks caused most accidents.

6. Check Your Tires

 
A: Remember to put air in your tires.
B: How often do I have to do that?
A: Once every two months.
B: That's a lot.
A: What do you mean?
B: That's six times a year!
A: Yes, and it takes about five minutes each time.
B: I'll try.
A: Check your tires or you'll get a flat.
B: Oh. That's not good.
A: No, it isn't. A flat costs you time and money.
B: And I don't have either.

5. It's Okay to Speed

 
A: You're driving too fast.
B: Why do you say that?
A: The speed limit is 65.
B: I know that.
A: But you're doing 75.
B: So is everyone else.
A: But a cop might stop you.
B: No, he won't. Some cars are doing 85.
A: So the cop will stop those cars?
B: Of course. He stops the fastest cars.
A: My friend got a ticket for doing 75.
B: Your friend was unlucky.

4. The Crosswalk

A: Life isn't fair.
B: It sure isn't.
A: I got a ticket yesterday.
B: What for?
A: I was crossing the street.
B: Were you in a crosswalk?
A: Yes, but the red hand was blinking.
B: So? That's a ticket?
A: Yes, it's a $140 ticket.
B: That's not right!
A: When I started to cross the street, the white walk sign was blinking.
B: You need to walk faster

3. Don't Cut the Tires

A: We had a problem at school.
B: What was the problem?
A: Someone cut the tires.
B: What tires?
A: The tires on the cars.
B: Where were the cars?
A: They were in the student parking lot.
B: How many tires were cut?
A: One or two tires were cut on each car.
B: How many cars?
A: Eleven cars.
B: That's terrible. I hope they catch the person.
Dịch:
A: Chúng tôi đã có một vấn đề ở trường.
B: vấn đề là gì?
A: Một người nào đó cắt các lốp xe.
B: Có gì lốp xe?
A: Các lốp xe trên những chiếc xe.
B: ở đâu là những chiếc xe?
A: Họ đang ở trong bãi đậu xe của sinh viên rất nhiều.
B: Có bao nhiêu lốp xe đã bị cắt?
A: Một hoặc hai lốp xe đã bị cắt trên mỗi xe.
B: Có bao nhiêu xe?
A: 7 chiếc xe.
B: Đó là khủng khiếp. Tôi hy vọng họ bắt người.