Daily Life - Cuộc Sống Hằng Ngày

1. I Live in Pasadena - Tôi sống tại Pasadena
2. I Have a Honda - Tôi có một chiếc xe Honda
3. Do You Have a Girlfriend? - Bạn có bạn gái chưa?
4. Walking the Dog - Dẫn chó đi dạo
5. Borrowing Money - Vay tiền
6. Going to the Beach - Đi dưới tới bãi biển
7. My Wife Left Me - Vợ bỏ tôi
8. What's on TV? - Có chương trình gì trên TV vậy?
9. A Nice Place to Live - Một nơi đáng để sống
10. The New Mattress - Một cái đệm mới
11. My Laptop Is So Slow - Máy tính tôi chậm quá
12. How about a Pizza? - Có ăn Pizza không?
13. The New House - Ngôi nhà mới
14. Fish Are Everywhere - Cá ở mọi nơi
15. A Bad Boyfriend - Một người bạn trai tồi tệ
16. Talking Animals - Những con vật biết nói
17. Housecleaning Day - Ngày dọn dẹp nhà
18. A TV Lover - Người thích xem vô tuyến
19. Write to Your Grandma - Viết thư cho Bà
20. Are You Sleepy? - Bạn có buồn ngủ không?
21. God Is Watching Thượng đế đang nhìn kìa
22. Feed the Cat - Cho mèo ăn
23. Shave Your Face - Cạo râu
24. Two Polite People - Hai người lịch sự
25. Give Me a Puppy - Hãy cho tôi một con chó con
26. Kittens to Give Away - Tặng cho mèo con
27. Happy in Heaven - Hạnh phúc là thiên đường
28. His Line Is Never Busy - Số máy của anh ấy không bao giờ bận
29. Friday the 13th - Thứ 6 ngày 13 ( ngày xui xẻ của bên Mỹ )
30. Do You Love Me? -  Bạn có yêu tôi không?
31. Dad Has a Girlfriend - Bố có bồ
32. What's That Smell? - Mùi gì vậy
33. They Deliver - Họ chuyển đồ
34. A Lost Button - Cái cúc áo bị mất
35. Did You Say Something? - Bạn vừa nói gì vậy?
36. Washed and Folded Giặt và ngấp quần áo
37. Talk Radio - Một chương trình trên Radio
38. A Bad Diet - Chế độ ăn không tốt cho sức khỏe
39. A Ham Sandwich - Món ăn Sandwich
40. Time for Your Bath - Đến giờ đi tắm
41. A Black Screen - Màn hình tối đen
42. A New Hard Drive - Một ổ cứng máy tính mới
43. Your Email Address - Địa chỉ email của bạn
44. Time for a Nap - Đến giờ đi nghỉ trưa
45. Thinking about His Funeral - Hãy nghĩ về đám tang của anh ấy
46. The Elephant - Con voi
47. You Can Have Some of My Friends - Bạn có thể có vài người bạn của tôi
48. If You Cheat, You Will Die - Nếu mà bạn gian lận bạn sẽ chết
49. Let's Not Go Out - Đừng có đi ra ngoài
50. Fill Out the Form - Điền vào biểu mẫu
51. The Animal Shelter - Chuồng nuôi động vật
52. Is It Raining? - Trời đang mưa phải không?
53. It's So Hot - Nóng quá
54. A Snowman - Người tuyết
55. The ATM - Cây rút tiền ATM
56. Move the Blue Bin - Đi vứt rác
57. Digital TV - Tivi kỹ thuật số
58. Just Shoot Me - Hãy bắn tôi
59. Don't Be a Racist - Đừng phân biệt chủng tộc
60. Use a Tissue - Hãy sử dụng khăn giấy
61. Two Little Ones - Hai đứa trẻ
62. But Is It Art? - Nhưng đó có phải nghệ thuật không?
63. Life Is for Living - Cuộc sống là để sống
64. A Tough Choice - Một lựa chọn khó khăn
65. Patch It or Sew It? - Khâu nó hoặc vá nó.
66. What's So Funny? - Cái gì vui vậy?
67. Spanish Spoken Here - Ở đây nói tiếng Tây Ban Nha
68. It's the Only Earth We've Got - Đây là trái đất duy nhất mà chúng ta có
69. No Time for Rhyme - Không có thời gian làm thơ
70. Dumb and Happy - Câm và vui vẻ
71. Live from NBC 4! - Trực tiếp từ NBC 4
72. Life after Death - Cuộc sống sau khi chết
73. Wipe Your Feet - Lau sạch chân trước khi vào nhà
74. Mother's Day - Ngày của mẹ
75. A New Flag - Một lá cờ mới
76. Work up an Appetite - Làm việc nhiều thì sẽ muốn ăn nhiều
77. Dialing for a Dollar - Gọi chỉ mất 1$

77. Dialing for a Dollar

A: I don't have long distance service with my home phone.
B: So how do you make long distance calls?
A: I use a calling card.
B: Where do you get that?
A: I buy it at the dollar store.
B: How much is it?
A: It's one dollar for 100 minutes.
B: That's only a penny a minute!
A: It's a great price. But you have to dial a lot of numbers.
B: How many?
A: First you dial seven numbers, then ten numbers, then ten more numbers.
B: Yikes. I think I'll keep my long distance service.

76. Work up an Appetite

A: I had a busy morning.
B: What did you do?
A: I watered all the plants.
B: You have a lot of plants.
A: Then I did my laundry.
B: That takes some time.
A: I took the dog for a walk.
B: I'll bet he enjoyed his walk.
A: I vacuumed the entire house.
B: That's a lot of work.
A: And then I made lunch.
B: I'll bet you were hungry!

75. A New Flag

A: I don't like our flag.
B: What's the matter with it?
A: It's too much like other flags.
B: Yes, a lot of flags have stripes.
A: A flag should be pretty.
B: What should our flag look like?
A: It should have a pretty woman on it.
B: That's ridiculous!
A: You don't like pretty women?
B: Of course I do. But not on our flag!
A: Every nation should have a pretty woman on their flag.
B: You can't go to war carrying a flag with a woman on it!

74. Mother's Day

A: What are you getting for your mom?
B: What are you talking about?
A: Sunday is Mother's Day.
B: This Sunday?
A: Of course. It's all over the news.
B: I thought it was next Sunday.
A: Well, you'd better get her something.
B: I'll get her a nice card.
A: Is that it?
B: Yes. That's all I ever give her.
A: She raised you, and all you ever give her is a card?
B: It's okay. She knows that I love her.

73. Wipe Your Feet

A: Did you wipe your feet?
B: Yes, of course I wiped my feet.
A: Then why is there mud on the carpet?
B: I don't know. It's not my mud.
A: Well, someone brought it into the house.
B: Look at the bottom of my shoes—they're clean.
A: Of course they're clean. You left all the mud on the carpet.
B: Okay, I'll get the vacuum cleaner.
A: Don't vacuum it now.
B: Don't you want me to clean up the mud?
A: Wait till it dries. It will be easier to vacuum.
B: Next time I will be more careful.

72. Life after Death

A: What are you going to do about your death?
B: Well, mostly I'll try to avoid it.
A: I mean, are you going to get buried or cremated?
B: My wife and I will be cremated.
A: Are you going to be buried next to each other?
B: Oh, no. Our ashes will be shaken into the ocean.
A: You're not going to be buried?
B: A coffin costs too much and takes up too much space.
A: Yes, but it will be in a cemetery where your children can visit you.
B: Children seldom visit their parents in a cemetery.
A: That's true. A cemetery is for dead people, not living people.
A: We figure our kids can visit us whenever they go to the beach.

71. Live from NBC 4!

A: I missed the TV news last night. What was on?
B: Nothing that would pass as news.
A: What's the weather going to be like this weekend?
B: I don't know. Whenever the weather comes on, I switch channels.
A: What was the lead story on the news?
B: Some actress was in court for driving without a license.
A: What was the second story?
B: Some actor married a woman young enough to be his daughter.
A: What was the third story?
B: A bull chased a man in a supermarket.
A: Wasn't there anything about Octo-Mom?
B: Of course. She's going to hire a nanny for her eight infants.

70. Dumb and Happy

A: How smart are you?
B: I don't know. I think I'm average.
A: Did you ever take an IQ test?
B: No, I never did. All I know is that I got A's and B's in school.
A: I wish I was really smart.
B: Don't be ridiculous.
A: What do you mean?
B: If you're going to make a wish, wish that you were really rich or famous.
A: Don't you ever wonder what it's like to be super-smart?
B: It must be very lonely.
A: Why's that?
B: Because if you're super-smart, no one understands what you're saying.

69. No Time for Rhyme

A: Poetry sucks.
B: I don't know anyone who likes it.
A: Some of it is okay, I guess.
B: Yes, the poems that rhyme and are easy to remember.
A: Like "One, two, buckle my shoe."
B: But people still write poems.
A: No one makes any money at it.
B: Shakespeare was a poet.
A: Did he get rich from his poetry?
B: Probably not.
A: Poems are a little bit like songs.
B: Yes, but songs have music. Without music, songs would suck, too.

68. It's the Only Earth We've Got

A: Do you know what today is?
B: Yes, it's April 22.
A: It's more than just a date.
B: Is it your birthday or anniversary?
A: No, it's Earth Day.
B: What's that?
A: It's a yearly reminder to take care of our planet.
B: Oh, you mean like reuse things and recycle stuff?
A: Yes. We need to think green, save water, and stop using plastic bags.
B: How about if I take shorter showers?
A: That's a good idea, because showers waste a lot of water.
B: From now on I'll spend only 20 minutes in the shower.

67. Spanish Spoken Here

 
A: You're very lucky.
B: Why do you say that?
A: You speak two languages.
B: Well, my English isn't perfect.
A: No one speaks perfect English.
B: Maybe I will be the first!
A: I've been thinking about learning Spanish.
B: Spanish is easy. I'll be happy to teach you.
A: How long will it take me to learn?
B: I think it will only take you a year or two.
A: How soon can we begin?
B: Ahora! That means right now.

66. What's So Funny?

 
A: Do you know any good jokes?
B: I can't remember jokes.
A: Neither can I.
B: They go in one ear and out the other.
A: Who makes up all these jokes?
B: Who knows? But there must be a hundred new ones every day.
A: Yes, just in English alone.
B: I wonder if every language has jokes.
A: Of course! People everywhere like good jokes.
B: What do you think people joke about the most?
A: I think most jokes are about women.
B: Oh, really? I think most jokes are about men!

65. Patch It or Sew It?

A: My pants have a hole in the front pocket.
B: You shouldn't carry pens in your pocket.
A: Yesterday a pen fell through my pants onto my shoe.
B: Lucky for you it wasn't a sharp knife.
A: Who carries a sharp knife in their pocket?
B: Criminals, of course.
A: Anyway, I have to fix the hole.
B: You can sew it up or use an iron-on patch.
A: Tell me about this patch.
B: The patch has glue. The hot iron melts the glue so the patch sticks on.
A: That sounds a lot easier than sewing.
B: It is. But after about ten washings, the glue washes off.

64. A Tough Choice

A: Beer is a powerful drug.
B: So are cigarettes.
A: Which would you prefer?
B: What do you mean?
A: When you die and go to heaven, they will offer you beer or cigarettes.
B: I could pick only one or the other?
A: Yes. Nothing's perfect, not even in heaven.
B: Boy, that's a tough one.
A: What's so tough about it? Of course, I would pick cigarettes.
B: But cigarettes taste much better when you have a cold beer.
A: Well, you can't have everything.
B: I don't think I want to go to your heaven.

63. Life Is for Living

A: What's the point?
B: The point of what?
A: Of living.
B: Who knows? You live, and then you die.
A: We must be here for some reason.
B: Maybe we're here to have fun.
A: Then why aren't I having fun?
B: Because you're thinking too much.
A: So I should stop thinking?
B: Stop thinking about what the point is.
A: Okay. I'll start thinking about having some fun.
B: Just be patient. Fun doesn't come along every five minutes.

62. But Is It Art?

A: I don't get art.
B: Or artists.
A: They're in a different world.
B: I saw a painting of a jar that was full of pencils.
A: The artist said the jar was both full and empty.
B: But it was full of pencils! How could he say it was empty?
A: Artists see things differently.
B: Did you ever see anything that Picasso painted?
A: Of course! He's world famous.
B: Did he ever take art lessons?
A: I can't believe it. I drew paintings like that in third grade.
B: Where are they? Maybe they are worth millions.

61. Two Little Ones

A: I'm worried.
B: Worried about what?
A: I'm getting married.
B: You should be happy, not worried.
A: I am happy, but marriage is a lot of responsibility.
B: Yes, you have to take care of your wife.
A: And I have to take care of our children.
B: Are you going to start a family?
A: Yes. We want to have a little boy and a little girl.
B: That sounds wonderful.
A: Except we can't afford it!
B: No wonder you're worried.(what do you thing?)

60. Use a Tissue

A: Don't wipe your nose on your sleeve.
B: But I don't have a tissue.
A: Then go find a tissue in the bathroom.
B: I didn't have time to get one from there.
A: Your sleeves are not tissues.
B: But Mom, all my friends use their sleeves.
A: That doesn't make it right.
B: I saw Dad wipe his nose on his sleeve yesterday.
A: I will talk to your father about that.
B: I bet Dad did it all the time when he was my age.
A: Your daddy was a good little boy.
B: How do you know? Were you his mommy, too?.

59. Don't Be a Racist

A: The police need our help finding a robber.

B: How do you know?

A: The TV news is reporting a bank robbery.

B: Do they know what the robber looks like?

A: Yes, he's 6 feet tall, 200 pounds, black hair, and about 30 years old.

B: What race is he?

A: They didn't say.

B: The TV news doesn't tell us the race anymore.

A: Of course not. That would be racist.

B: But how can we identify someone if we don't know their race?

A: Don't ask me.

B: Then they also shouldn't tell us if the robber is male or female, because that is sexist.